It's finally upon us.
Good ol' Thanksgiving Day.
Or as one friend put it, "kill all the natives an' take their land day."
What another one describes as "mass turkeycide day."
Possibly a day that celebrates obesity.
I just know that I'm probably not the only person that fasted in preparation for today.

Ready to gain 20lbs.
Then lose 15lbs the next morning.

Deuces for Peace.
Think about it.
Eventually you'll get it.
Then you'll question yourself on why you still bother to read my posts.
Somebody does, that's why I keep writing 'em.

May your day be blessed, happy, full of grub, an' reminders of why you should be thankful for the things that matter.

I'm ready to start gearin' up for some grub-hopping.

Sometimes I get convinced to freestyle.
This would be the end result.
I should probably turns this into a spoken word piece.

*ding dong*

Man...
I can't answer the door
I'm stuck in the crapper
Ringin' the bell furiously won't make me answer any faster.

I'm like grunt grunt puuush
Nothing's coming out
I'm straining too much
I'm about to scream an' shout
"Heeey yo!
I'll be out there in a bit.
I just find myself sitting here
Dealing with some shit."

But man
Why's this gotta happen to me?
It's supposed to be a first date
With this queen beeeeeee
Cup princess
I want to be outside talkin' 'bout her dress
Her curves on display, she's almost spillin' out
Miracle wonder bra pushing out

Her breastesses
Oh yes indeedy
You know the way they jiggle's guaranteed to please me

But damn
I've only heard one splash
I'm starting to wonder now if there's a problem with my ass

Roll Roll
Rip Wipe
I decided to stop halfway and begin our night
Flush Swirl
Here we go
I'm good to go, ready to impress this girl.

Hold up wait
Is there a draft in here?
I take a lil' moment to make my mind clear
My taxes are paid an' my oven's off
A few seconds later I let out a scoff
Is this the type of guy you're looking for?
I forgot my pants were still on the floor.

One leg Two leg
Button up
Ziiiiip
Holla at cha boy looking all hip
Tie's set
Hair's great
Hell yes this man is worth the wait

Open the door
"Hey hon how you doing?"
"You all ready to begin our night of wooing?"
Yes is her reply as she let's out a smile.
I can't help myself from thinking I really like her style.
Which makes me down to follow her night's demands
Just wish I could remember if I washed my hands.
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Yea.
I'm blanking on a possible title.

so yea, I've officially had a new number for a good month or so.
I just forgot to let the masses know.

was it for personal reasons?
did it involve my first ex?
probably.

sadly, no text messaging.
I'm suffering w/ withdrawals at the moment.

on a sidenote:
mini churros from Jack in the Box....
a-MAZE-ing.
seriously.
real talk.
scrum-diliumpcious.
they're butt-fuckingly great.

so much that I want to order a heapload of 'em, build a mini-churros cabin out of 'em an' just devour 'it after I finish placing the chimney.

that's right.
I said it.
I'm open to blind dates.
peace easy everyone.

can we exchange contact info?
yes we can.

A part of me wonders if it's possible to get extensions for my moustache.

Nothing special to this post.
I misplaced my notebook.
Although I do remember two gems from the past couple weeks.

During the middle of a morning jog, I ran into a "Vote Yes on Prop 8" rally group.
I asked them if voting no on Prop 8 was gay.
They didn't appreciate the joke.

My friend and I noticed that alot of women these days are into vampire romance.
Personally, I thought that kinda sucks, if not bite a lil'.
...
Why can't zombies get any love?
Just imagine the dialogue.

"You're not like other guys. They only care about my body..."
"Braaiiiiiinssss."
"That's why I love you. You care about what's important."
"Braaaaaiiiinnnnsssss."

So yea, I think I'm just brain dead from 3-job days over the weekend.